I’ve been going through your tumblr all day, will you be my new best friend?

Sure. If you buy my tees.

hi peter! you’re my favorite tumblr-er! you’re seriously the cutest thing ever and i’m overly obsessed with wordboner! best of luck with everything you do in life and i hope you had lovely holidays :) tell poland i say hello!

I’m climbing on the top of the building as we speak and I will shout your hello from the roof. I might get killed.

I hope you had lovely holidays too!

so much to ask you! Oh I know, what question would you like me to ask you? :)

Well, technically, you did ask me a question there.

How’s the gay community in Poland? And what kind of views towards gays does Poland have? sincerely, clueless American.

Dear clueless American,

It depends where in Poland (but I guess it’s the same thing for America). The situation tends to be a little bit better in bigger cities like Warsaw (which is the capital) or Krakow, but it’s still nowhere near the situation in cities like LA or NYC. Generally, people are becoming more open to it, but Poland, being a very Catholic country, is still very traditional when it comes to relationships and family. You don’t see men holding hands on the streets, but it’s not underground, either.

Teach me how to be witty/clever.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2109502_be-witty.html

There.

Any favorite posts?

Posts or Posters?

do you like chiptune music / have you ever heard of it? :)

I have to say, I didn’t. I googled it, is it like 8bit?

I’m not a fan. I can remember the times that was the only music we had in video games (yes, I’m that old). So it’s neither new or exotic for me.

If your life was turned into a movie, what actor would play you? -ELI

I thought about it all day. I’d probably go for Jake Gyllenhaal. Him starring as me is as probable as somebody thinking my life is worth turning into a movie.

What is the first thing that pops into your head when you wake up every morning? (other then ” i have to pee”)

I usually think “where the fuck am I”? I’m not one of those people who pee in the mornings. I have to have some caffeine first.

i honestly can’t believe you come up with all of these single handedly. I look up to you. keep going.

I can’t believe people still think Elvis is alive.

How come people don’t ask me questions on my formspring?? It makes me sadd.

You have to be pushy. Are you pushy enough? If you want your blog/formspring/facebook/whatever to get some publicity, try this advertising exchange program.

Me and my boyfriend had an unprotected sex and like I’m surprise that I’m not pregnant yet. And not planning to be. but some couple that don’t use a condom get pregnant. Why is that??

I have absolutely no idea why some guys’ jizz is more powerful and vital than others. I’m not a doctor. But I do recommend using a condom next time: you don’t want to be pregnant! Yeah, sex is nice and all, but getting stuck with a kid for the rest of your life is hardly worth it.

I’m late but, you don’t consider Google the meaning of life? That’s sad. What’s better than Google besides sex and donuts?

Wordboner is better. Hell fucking yeah. It’s even better than donuts, because it doesn’t get you fat.

More and ask your own at

http://www.formspring.me/peterkay

or

http://www.formspring.me/wordboner