Sorry Pete, if its okay to call you Pete, you will never be a hipster. Now trust me thats a good thing. You broke the #1 hipster rule of wanting or admitting to be a hipster. Hipster do not admit they are in fact hipster. :)

Suuuure. Call me whatever you want.
Now I’m not sure if I should be happy about what you said or not. I mean, what if one day I will want to become a hipster? Or what if my life will depend on it? And now I can’t because I burned down the bridge. I burned down the bridge to Hipsterville.

Insert questions here.